How Stereotypical You Are...

The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you party a lot? How often?: I party as often as I can… at chuck e cheese. BALL PITT!
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: Too often
Do you skip classes? How often?: I do. It’s bad but I do.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: Why?
Do you drool over celebrities?: Too often
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Yes
Do you ever watch the News?: Oh yeah, TMZ. XD
Do you even care about world issues?: Too depressing. Sometimes
Do you read books often?: Yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: If it’s math, yes.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Eh, yeah I guess
Do you smoke cigarettes?: Not a huge fan
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: What’s the appeal of that anyway?
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: No, relationships are a waste of time and energy and emotion that can be used for something more rewarding.
Do you cuss a lot?: YES! I got a new one too. Fecking! And no it ain’t what you think
Are you desperate to fit in?: No, I don’t really care. I’m happy having a few close friends.
Are you intelligent?: Depends. Some subjects I’m a genius in (Cult TV, Music, Chemistry) XD



The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: No
Black eyeliner?: Yes
Black eyeshadow?: Yes
Black trenchcoat?: If it’s cold
Black boots?: Do UGGs count?
Black fishnets?: Yeah sure
Black nail polish?: Yes
Cigarettes?: You already asked thissss
Heavy metal music?: Sure
Marilyn Manson?: Likes his makeup
Kittie?: Eh
Cradle of Filth?: Love. Danny Filth is gorgeous. Seriously. It’s a shocker that he is so attractive.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: No to me BUT YES TO YOU (you know who you are you emo punk)
Do you like to be seen as: Goth no. Nerd? Hopefully. Dork? Yes please. Nerd? Rock on.
Are you an intellectual?: Yes and no
An atheist?: Yes. Long live Darwin (39%, that’s just sad)
Horrible home life?: Could be better but it’ll do
Hopelessly depressed?: Never. I’m too happy to be depressed
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Again no. Touchy subject though. Hate the idea.




The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: Sometimes
Big black boots?: Again, UGGs?
Mohawk?: Haha, no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: Eh sorta
Loud, confident and opinionated?: No, I guess, yeah
Wild hair colors?: I got 5 colors in my hair so far. Last I counted
NOFX?: Wtf? Did a 12 year old write this?
Rancid?: Good.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: Yes


The Jock Sterotype
Do you watch a lot of sports?: Baseball. Go Red Sox
Play a lot of sports?: No
Talk a lot about sports?: Not really
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: No
Are you arrogant?: No
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: No



The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: Sometimes
Have you ever been on a diet?: I tried but seriously, have you ever tasted food? It’s delicious
How much did you lose?: Why must our society be so focused on weight anyway? I understand dieting for health reasons but some people go to far.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: No
Make yourself throw up?: No
Make-up?: Love it
Low-cut tops?: Yeah
Pretty bras?: Lace! X3
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Sometime I read Cosmo. It is fun
Are you a feminist?: Sometimes
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: Yes. Yes I do.
How often do you shave your legs?: Why must this be know?
How about your armpits?: Again?
Are you emotional?: I can be sometimes.
Especially when on your period?: What women isn’t?



This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: Originality
Independence or Companionship?: Independence
Stability or Freedom?: Freedom
Personal or Interpersonal?: Interpersonal
Introvert or Extrovert?: Introvert
Popularity or Isolation?: Isolation
Unique or Loved?: Unique
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: Them